GET A HAIRCUT YA WOSSSY

GET A HAIRCUT YA WOSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucan is a year twelve at St. Johns college Hastings.  He has gone to court because he thinks he can have long hair but the new school principal Mr Melloy thinks different.  Mr Melloys school has a rule about you have to have your hair out of our face and above your collar.  But lucan is doing all the right stuff but I think he should just get a haircut instead of going to court for just hair.  I think he should be a man and get a hair cut.      

Digestive System

The digestive system is complicated because it goes through these places that you might not have heard before.  This explanation will tell you where your food goes.

Why we chew our food. We chew our food so we can absorb more nutrients and energy out of the food that we eat.  We also chew our food because it is really good for your teeth and it is easier to digest.

When you swallow your food it goes through your oesophagus and your muscles contract to push your food to your stomach.  Then it goes to your stomach and it forms to stomach acid.

Then it goes to your intestines but first goes through your small intestines and then your big intestines where it turns into feces.  Your intestines also have more bacteria in them.  The small intestine is located between the large intestines.  When it goes to your intestines it squeezes out the water of the food.  

Then it goes out your rectum or also known as the exit.

Calculating percentages

Food tech

Dear Fill

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Green reading task for week 6

Food tech

octopus writing

OCTOPUS CARtoon

When gill the octopus launchers her self at the seagull she hits the fres to free bobby.  Then gill and bobby flop onto a commercial fishing boat that gets the fish for the fish and chip shop and then one of the guys on the boat put gil and bobby into a chilly bin with other fish.  

When they reach the shore one of the men on the boat take the chilli bin to into the fish and chip shop.  Then the man tips bobby and gill and all the fish onto this chopping board and a big man comes with a butcher knife and chops the tentacles off bobby and gill and then puts them in a deep fryer to cook.  When they had been in there for 10mins they raped bobby and gill with some fish and chips.

Then a big fat man open the paper where bobby and gill and all the other creatures in the rapped up paper.  The fat man started to put his fat fingers onto gill and then the worst put it into his mouth and then he grabbed bobby and put him into his mouth.  suddenly there was a big splash and bobby saw gill and then rushed to see if she was alright then a whole lot of fish and chips started to hit them it was like meteors hitting them.

Bobby and gill woke up and they were lying in the water then a big rush of water started to drown them and they suddenly they were in a stinky mess with little brown things that they didn't know what they were.  Then they made a little home.  They lived happily ever after the END.

Te reo telling the time

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